well then. first off let me just say...monday's are awful. and yes i purposefully did not capitalize 'monday'.
The morning began with me awakening to an awkward position with my head not even CLOSE to the pillow and my sheets, who knows where. So i stood up quickly (a little too quickly for my liking), i stumbled quite a few times and prayed, "God, PLEASE let this be a good monday. for once in my life let it be a good monday." Did he listen? nope.
I turned to tv on, afraid of the scary white noise i began to hear. 'The Soup' always brightens up my mornings, but sadly it was a rerun. Walking to my closet i began mummbling angry things to myself saying how upset i would be if i didn't find my uniform shirt. I get angry over these things, my mornings need to be punctual and presice or it throw my ENTIRE day off. Before I ran down the stairs I took one long, hard, good look at myself just to make sure i didn't look crazy. Didn't look crazy, heck far from it.
I bolted down the stairs, perhaps in search of a delicious honey bunches of oats cereal, only to find that we only had the ones with almonds in them. Leo was more than delighted to try a peice with me, though. We tolerated it.
I fed Helios and played with Leo. The pets had been taken care of. I took my vitamins, a session that surprisingly didn't end up with me spitting them back out into the garbage, unable to swallow. I took my allergy medicine. That always helps with the snuffles, whatever snuffles are. Watching the clock angrily, I ran into the bathroom and brushed my teeth. The light was too bright so i turned it off. Creepy i know, to be brushing your teeth in the dark. But its monday. So leave me alone.
Getting distracted I began conversing with Olga about our daily schedules. All of a sudden i hear a weird squeaking sound. crap. the bus is here. Never knewing i had the ability to run so fast, yell so loud, or get ready so quickly i was rushed off with a slight hug and a splashing of holy water. Walking onto the bus, I couldn't help but quietly, and awkwardly laugh to myself. Sure i got some annoyed stares but who cares? Its monday. Our school stairs are torture when you have 10 trillion books to carry. But both my BFF India and myself conquered the stairs, ending with slight breathing problems.
I walked into homeroom and was loudly and annoyingly greeted by my fellow homeroomians. And thus my monday had begun. I thought to myself ' Maybe if i sit quietly and pretend not to be here they'll leave me alone' My plan had backfired. If i have the SLIGHTEST look of grim to my face, surely, and positively, 10,000 of my people come up to me and say 'OMG whats wrong yaya!????' In the most exhausted voice i could conjer up I responded 'Oh nothing im just tired' That kept them away...for like 5 minutes anyways. My friend had walked in with an interesting haircut and i of course said nothing about it. Immideatly behind me the loud shreiking noises of girls SCREAMING 'EWW' came forth. Usually on monday's i don't give a crap about who gets pesterred or whatever, but today was different. Tempted to curse them out i gave all of them an evil glare and told them to shut-up. They did, well sort of.
S.S. class was 45 minutes i will never get back of my life. I spent most of it writing down key-terms that i guarantee i won't remember in 10 years. I argued with my teacher as to why i copied down all the notes of my group on one single sheet of paper. Innocently wanting to chew the paper up i said 'No its all of our groups combined', defeated she turned around.
Music class was fun. It always is. Singing harmony to my favorite songs in front of everyone is quite riveting. I got candy for being good. Math was interesting. I had a very off day in math. Thats what i call it. I was on the wrong number for a good half of the class. I transitioned the plot points in the wrong direction. I EVEN responded to my teacher with 'the answer is 2 R' both of which i meant to say none of because it wasn't even a choice. Science was a downer. I stood up for a, hmm lets say 12,000 years reading Dr. Suess 'The Lorax'. We then learned we have a huge project due on it in 2 weeks. joy.
Lunch was a COMPLETE disaster. A group of us eat in a classroom on mondays, sort of a group thing we do. I raised my hand asking my teacher if i could sit next to my BFF. As if a sign from God, my water bottle mysteriously fell over, exploded, and the cap fell apart. Delaying the group meeting for 5 minutes wasn't a big deal, but not having a normal water bottle, was. I also couldnt stop laughing which made matters worse. The more i held the laughing in, the louder and more obnoxious it was when it came out. I often have those moments. Recess was a blur. I voluntarily decided to work on my AOI project in the computer room. I checked my daily yahoo news. checked the weather. checked my horoscope. looked for any traffic jams (as if i was going anywhere), and messed around with all of the 'powerpoint' options. all of which i wasn't supposed to be doing.
Computer class was incredibly boring. Religion class was, hehe, strange. And ELA class was a complete blur as well, copying down notes and reading boring poems, all of which i really dont like doing. As i was packing up to go home i glanced over at my little pad to see what hw i had. 'Geez' i whispered to myself.
On the busride home I was glad to be isolated from the world, i was tired and in desperate need of home. Everyone on the bus was so loud and so ugh, noisy. In my mind i kept saying 'the first person who dare ask me whats wrong is gonna wished they hadn't asked' Sure enough after i finished saying that somebody SCREAMS 'HI' into my ear. like i said, i'm sure they wished they hadn't.
I saw my papa and gave him a big hug, that made the long day feel better. As i dropped my stuff on the kitchen floor and walked into the living room, Leo FLIPPED OUT when he saw me. he couldn't contain his happiness so he just started standing on his back two legs. I thought it was cool so i kept screaming 'OMG BABY I MISSED YOU. I KNOW I KNOW BUT IM HOME NOW. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!' I took my belonging and slowly climbed the stairs to my room. 'Ahh we meet again' i thought and sat on my computer chair. Forgetting tht i was hungry i leaped down the stairs, into the kitchen, grabbed pretzel goldfish bag, snatched a juicy juice, and leaped yet again up the stairs. Wanting to finish all of my hw before dance i mindlessly turned on the tv and forgot. I then went for a walk with Gui and Leo. Those 'walks'{more like runs} are always interesting.
Wanting to get dinner over with so i could have more sleep time, i popped a pizza in oven. That was probably the most unpleasant and stressful dinners in my entire life. Leo found gum in my purse and decided to chew it. Olga was on the phone. My mom was out. My grandma and dad were eating. I nearly lost it, but i contained my composure and held it in. So to make a long story short, i went to dance, danced along, now im all sore, but its aiight.
now it's almost 11 oclock, i just spent like 20 minutes writing this blog. i still have hw. i'm falling asleep. i have gotten nothing done in the past hours.
And so there goes ANOTHER MONDAY.
Monday, March 3, 2008
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2 comments:
fabulous blog - i laughed, i cried, very entertaining - there's a song by the bangles called "manic monday" you should check out.
u have a real gift for writing yaya - i felt like i experienced monday with u as if i was there with you - haha that you were checking the traffic report -
i like fridays much better than mondays!
keep on bloggin!
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Ah yes, I, too, do not like the Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds - it's like taking chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and saying, "Let's add chicken nuggets!!" Okay, maybe not that strange, but still unnecessary.
I check the traffic a lot, too, but unless it affects Exits 32 - 29, it usually doesn't matter very much. The best is when you start understanding the traffic reports. It's then that you know you're an adult (kind of).
My Monday was also very interesting. Soap shot out at me from a dispenser in a horizontal direction. I was on the train bathroom (first and last time in my life), and I don't think I've laughed that hard by myself in a very long time. I also almost pressed the "Emergency" button, which I thought was the "Flush" button.
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